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The Lost Opportunities Caused By ADHD
https://mymidlifemayhem.wordpress.com/2017/10/16/the-lost-opportunities-caused-by-adhd/
Mamamia
https://www.mamamia.com.au/author/louisa-simmonds/
In The End, We’re All Just Human Beans
https://mymidlifemayhem.wordpress.com/2018/03/26/in-the-end-were-all-just-human-beans/
ADHD Is Not A Smokescreen For Poor Parenting
https://www.mumslounge.com.au/lifestyle/health/adhd-is-not-a-smokescreen-for-poor-parenting/
What I Have Learned About ADHD
https://easypeasykids.com.au/what-i-have-learned-about-adhd/
Modern Coastal Style
https://www.thestylingconsultant.com.au/single-post/2018/05/04/Modern-Coastal-Style
Flooring Your Buyers
https://www.thestylingconsultant.com.au/single-post/2018/05/24/Flooring-Your-Buyers
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I am 59 and soon to be 60. I don’t look like it, though. I bought a purple dress that is about 2-3″ above my knee. The dress is not form fitting or flowing. I am 5″4′ and weigh 102. The dress accents my shoulders which is one of my best accents and eyes. I have a nice figure though I need to tone up some. I have black flats to wear. I’m going out alone and I don’t want to look like I’m hungry for a man. I just want to dance and have fun. Am I too old to wear a dress that length?
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In my personal opinion you’ve worked that dress exactly right. If I wear a shorter dress I tend to wear flats and make sure my boobs aren’t hanging out – then I think it’s ok. Just my humble opinion though and fashion not necessarily my thing.
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Hi Louisa,
I have really enjoyed reading Midlife Mayhem it is so honest, so relatable ( is there such a word?) & soooo funny it brings tears to my eyes. Is there a way I will automatically receive them because I do not want to miss out.
Great writing and I look forward to reading your next midlife mayhem story,
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Hi Tracey,
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Thanks for your comments – means a lot x
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