Where Were The Boys From Queer Eye When Meghan Needed Them?

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Most Republicans and anti-Royalists would agree that having feigned disinterest in a royal wedding for months, there are only two reasons to surrender our idealism and watch it on the day:

  • The dress/dresses
  • The potential cock-ups

I know I sound bitter, and perhaps my honesty is not what you’d expect from a British citizen – nor one who physically lined up with the rest of Britain in the Mall for the wedding of Charles and Di. Nevertheless, the intolerance linked to ageing has released a niggling discomfort about the privilege, discrimination, hypocrisy, and refusal to move with the times of this family that is representative of the Commonwealth.

Admittedly, this royal wedding offered the greatest hope of making some of the necessary changes to this antiquated regime, and like many have commented before me, no one (who watched Harry follow his mother’s hearse) could wish the young prince anything other than well in his future with Meghan. And from what I’ve read about her, she represents what modern women (and particularly the royal family), need as a new female icon. 

And Britain does do pomp and ceremony spectacularly well – as it should, for it has had lots of practice at the expense of its taxpayers – so yesterday, anyone counting on potential cock-ups from half a congregation of commoners and Hollywood social climbers would have been sorely disappointed. There were few, if any opportunities, to make us all feel a little better about our status as commoners, other than Harry’s nervous comments to William, (translated by lip readers before Meghan arrived), the disrespectful reaction to the preacher by some, and the wonderful yawn of that cute, toothless page boy who stole the show.

And the fashion was SO deliciously British. I always forget how much the Brits love a splash of color – an attempt to counter those grey skies, I suspect. On such a stunning day in May, it was breathtaking to watch such a kaleidoscope of fashion risk, although Amal’s outfit stood out for me. To be honest, it would have been hard for anyone to ignore her confident strut down the path with an attractive man – I believe to be her husband. And Camilla always seems to get it right. That JuJu hat with its matching pink dress – compared by one journalist to a flamingo massacre – was the height of sophistication and style, as was the pistachio green outfit worn by the mother of the bride. Posh looked like she was going to a funeral – not the best advertisement for the head of a successful fashion empire – but then she did have to compete with David’s Botoxed boyish good looks, tats and fake tan.

Don’t hate me, but I have to admit to a twinge of disappointment as Meghan’s dress was unveiled, although I luuuurved her tiara and Stella McCartney evening dress. I’m not sure what she and Givenchy were trying to say by its classic simplicity – all the right things, I think – but it didn’t talk to me. I never expected her to flounce down the aisle in ruffles and crystals – and I’m certain that there was a list of rules of decorum that she had to abide by – but ‘boring’ sprang to my mind as I searched aimlessly for any tiny detail of her voice or personality.

That’s not to say that she didn’t look beautiful, but a small intervention from those boys at Queer Eye might have produced some froth and value for our taxes.

6 thoughts on “Where Were The Boys From Queer Eye When Meghan Needed Them?

  1. As an American, I loved the civility, pomp, and heritage. I am hoping the Queen invites our country to return to the British Empire! That would be better than what we are stuck with

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  2. I liked the dress, but didn’t love it at first. I did think it wouldn’t hurt to have a bit of embellishment on it somewhere. However, through the day I warmed to it more. I think especially seeing it in St George’s Chapel, I thought it very fitting. I didn’t like Amal Clooney’s outfit that everyone is raving over, the colour puts me off.
    It looks like Doria Ragland had taken notes of what works, because like Kate’s mum, Camilla and Kate herself she looked very stylish. Poor Beatrice, Eugenie and Fergie got it wrong again in my eyes.
    And what was that bronze stripe in front of Posh’s dress? I couldn’t figure it out, at first I thought it was a massive slit down her top baring her chest!

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  3. My coworkers and I didn’t care for it that much- seemed too “plain”, though I’m sure it’s very fashionable. I liked Kate’s much better. However, it’s the bride’s choice. I can’t imagine the kind of pressure Kate and Meghan are under when their choice of clothing and everything else is so scrutinized. I’m glad to be a poor commoner.

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