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I know you hate me talking about sex, but here’s a bit of frivolity for the weekend…

 

  1. ‘Remind me where the dog goes?’

 

  1. ‘But it’s after 9 O’clock!’

 

3.‘I’ve got this new pair of support knickers you’re gonna love…’

 

4.The problem with peri-menopause is that you just never know when your period’s                  gonna turn up…’

 

5.‘I knew those pulses and beans were a bad idea…’

 

6.‘If you need Viagra tonight, that’s absolutely fine…’ 

 

7.‘Okay if I just lie here and watch the gymnastics while you get on with it?’

 

8. ‘And I was about to give you full control of the remote all evening…’

 

9.‘I think I pulled my vagina at the gym…’

 

10.‘Bit hairy I know, but I forgot we were out of winter…’

 

11.‘Let’s do some role-play. You’re Poldark reaping corn…

 

12. ‘That sounds like the kids…’

 

13.‘I’m pretty sure I can’t get pregnant any more…’

 

14.‘Or we could watch a western, action-packed Netflix series with lots of car chases and              gratuitous violence?’

 

15. ‘Do I really have to take my yoga pants off…’

 

16. ‘Five minutes is long enough, isn’t it?’

 

 

 

 

 

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